Friday, March 25, 2005

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had a super slack muay thai lesson yesterday! darren (my instructor) said that he'd teach us whatever we wanted since it was a holiday.. so we ended up learning how to fight with a knife! super damn cool! he tawt us how to stab and dig into our attacker's flesh so that we'd leave a gaping wound. he said these kinda wounds can't be sewed up by the surgeon that's why in war, they're tawt to dig and "drill" into their enemies' flesh so that they'd eventually die of bleeding. it sounds damn gruesome i noe.. i was cringing like mad at most of his words.. but whatever he had to say was really interesting! he tawt us where the 13 vital points of the body are.. how we should position our body when we want to draw the knife from our pocket.. that in a knife fight we should ALWAYS suck in our stomach by 2 inches cos 2 inches is what would make the difference between receiving just a slash to our stomach and having our intestines spilling out.. interesting eh? and apparently 1 knife-fighting lesson costs $450! i dunno if he was pulling our leg annot.. but whatever it is, yesterday's class really tawt me a lot! :)

and i nearly met with an accident on my way home after muay thai.. i was crossing the big junction near my house - and I HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY (the blardee GREEN man was still on!!) -when this farking blind shit of a driver came zooming RIGHT INTO ME. i was so shocked i just stood there unable to move. and that blardee shithead had the freakin audacity to HORN AT ME some more! like wtf?! you're freakin in the wrong and you HORN AT ME??!! thank goodness the next lane was empty so he swerved into it/i'd prolly be dead by now. farkin shithead. hate these kinda drivers. irresponsible and totally assholic.

i seriously hope all his tyres puncture today while he's on the highway, that he forgets to slot in his cash card when he drives into the CBD, that all the birds in the world will shit on his car, and that he'll do whatever he did again but this time with a camera to capture his freakin LOUSY SHITASS DRIVING.

bastard.

Verbally Vindicated|12:10 PM|

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